i am technically samantha jo, but like my cat, have gone by (willing and un-willingly) by many names.
the tyrant
kid
pushy bitch
babe
sammijo
sammy
buttercup-petunia or BCP or BC
allison
buddy
s
sj
.....
i don't know exactly what this blog will be yet, but i can guarantee it will be all me.

19th June 2012

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thedailywhat: Customer Service of the Day: This is why we can’t have nice things: At 9 p.m. on Tuesday, June 5, 47-year-old Everett Robert Lages was denied entry to the Emerald City strip club in Murdock, FL, after he attempted to bring a kitten with him into the club. Drunk and devastated, Lages sat down outside the business, kitten in hand, and repeatedly called 911 on his cell phone, complaining that the club owner had committed a crime. Lages was arrested and charged with misuse of the 911 system, disorderly intoxication, trespassing after warning, and resisting arrest without violence. Kitten is safe and sound. [death+taxes]

thedailywhat:

Customer Service of the Day: This is why we can’t have nice things: At 9 p.m. on Tuesday, June 5, 47-year-old Everett Robert Lages was denied entry to the Emerald City strip club in Murdock, FL, after he attempted to bring a kitten with him into the club.

Drunk and devastated, Lages sat down outside the business, kitten in hand, and repeatedly called 911 on his cell phone, complaining that the club owner had committed a crime.

Lages was arrested and charged with misuse of the 911 system, disorderly intoxication, trespassing after warning, and resisting arrest without violence. Kitten is safe and sound.

[death+taxes]

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